Squishable Soft Serve
Or should I say, you were out of luck! That's because "were" is the proper grammar for explaining that you can now have this symbol of frozen friendliness in the comfort of your own home! Which is also now slightly more comfortable because you have a big, round, fuzzy Soft Serve Ice Cream to cuddle! Yum!
15 squishy inches of home, soft home! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!