Squishable Spotted Seal
There's one thing that land-pups and sea-pups don't have in common: you can't take a sea-pup home! Something about needing wide expanses of ocean for migration. I don't understand the appeal of hundreds of miles of chilly water over the cozy confines of a loving household. Then again, I don't understand the appeal of house-shopping shows, and those have been popular for years! But unlike cheesy reality TV, we have a solution: a Spotted Seal designed with land-pup tolerances for comfort and warmth! You're welcome! 15 squishy inches of doggy equalizer. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!