Of these, the most capable canine with a calling is the mighty Cerberus! This triple-noggined pup keeps the inhabitants of Hades from crossing back over the River Styx and does a darn fine job! How many formerly-dead ancient Greeks have you seen walking around the mall recently? None? Me neither!
What does this mean for you? After a long day on guard dog duty, this doggie just want to be like all other doggies - cuddling up with a loving owner, getting its three heads petted and finagling a spot on the bed. Who's a good boy? You are!
15 squishy inches of the right pooch for the job, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!