Squishable Bald Eagle
This here Bald Eagle is the soft and round equivalent of donning an Uncle Sam hat and jumping your muscle car over a dozen space shuttles while fireworks spell out the Bill of Rights overhead!
Just thinking about it makes me want to eat an apple pie on top of Mount Rushmore! Or perhaps just plunk down on the couch with my Bald Eagle and a copy of the Gettysburg Address!
15 inches of fluffy freedom! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!