Undercover Teal Octopus Disguise
Did you wake up today thinking, you know, I really wish I was an octopus? Yeah, that happens to me all the time. Like, I open my eyes, yawn a big yawn, brush my teeth, and then spend the next three hours feeling sad that I'm not a fuzzy, teal cepholopod. Really messes up my whole morning. If you too feel an 8-legged lack in your life, well, now, there's this! You can wake up and be an octopus. If you're not already an octopus. Which I'm not.
Wholesale Cost: $18.00
Suggested Retail Price: $17.99