Mini Squishable Narwhal
Truly, it is up to us to spread the word about Narwhals, but whipping one out at the least provocation might be tough to do with with an animals that can grow to 15 feet long. Enter the Narwhal Mini! He's just the right size for demonstrating the adorable truth to unbelievers. It also doubles as a projectile to throw at them if they persist in their non-believing ways.
7 inches of non-mythical aquatic mammal, ages 3 and up, all new material.