Mini Squishable Budgie
Despite their bright colors and affable demeanor, Budgies are actually masters of espionage! You might think it endearing (albeit slightly annoying) that the letter casually thrown on your table is now finely shredded and woven into a cozy nest. But what you DON'T know is that letter was carefully intercepted by your feathered friend. It is undeniably adorable when your little 'keet repeats what you said while talking to your mother on the phone, but REALLY they're practicing for their eventual debriefing at some unknown and mysterious bird-centric agency.
Don't believe me? Take a peek underneath your budgie's cuttlebone and you'll find an assortment of tiny eveningwear, with tastefully matched ties and matching tiny boots. Or maybe not, and your budge is just a sweet bird friend, with no ulterior motives. Sure. 7 squishy inches of Bird, James Bird. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
Wholesale Cost: $20.00
Suggested Retail Price: $0