Micro Squishable Hamburger
Maybe it's the eagle on my passport. Maybe it's the fact that I measure temperatures in Fahrenheit. Maybe it's the giant American flag I tattooed on my forehead. No matter what, I'm always immediately pegged as an American, a country that the rest of the world seems to think eats burgers for breakfast, lunch and dinner!
Let's own it! I might blow my worldly cover by confusing what "football" entails to a Dutchman, or I can just get it right out there by attaching this fluffy little sandwich of Americana to my backpack! U-S-A! U-S-A! 3 squishy inches of national dish, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up! Includes removable plastic keychain clip.